Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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