A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

brock has small hands for a small job

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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