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A man killed himself.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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He walked in a bar

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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