why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Autism speaks but not really

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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