- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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