- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

whats 69+2? 71

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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