why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

kevin kim

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

A kid has no friends.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

the love boat

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Anti Joke

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