- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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