what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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