- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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