- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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