Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

penis

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Neither have I

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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