Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Gorden Brown.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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