Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Three black men were walking...

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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