hickory dickory dock no one cares

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Justin Bieber got laid

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Hi

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

speech and debate.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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