Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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The Detroit Lions

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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