Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

You read the Terms of Service.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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