Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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