What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

lol a man is drowning

Why did it die Nothing died

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

im @ work, LOL.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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