- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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