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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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