- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

A women's opinion.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What'sucks and white Jackson

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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