- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Knock, knock. Come in.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What's 9 + 10 19

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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