- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

A sober Amy Winehouse

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

I LIKE TRAINS

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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