What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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