- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

why was the boy sad? because.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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