- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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