- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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