theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Your biggest fan.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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run farther?

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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