- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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