- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

A black guy gets a job...

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Health food.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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