Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Jews

where do some birds live in? Earth

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

There's a god, just kidding.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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