- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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