What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

A possesed goat: "moo"

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

The black man leaves the strip club.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What time is it? 20:45.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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