Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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I <3 Hitler

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Hahaha

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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guess what chicken butt

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Jake. Walsh.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

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