So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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A man walks into a bar

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Autism speaks but not really

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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