- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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