- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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