- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Breast cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

children burning

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

F? No k

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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