- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

irish wristwatch JLR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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