- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

irish wristwatch JLR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Women's rights

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Your grandma's cookies.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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