- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Women's rights

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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