How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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