- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

I like colin but not as much as apple

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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