A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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