Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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