- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Anyone??????????/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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