so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Hi

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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EGGPLANT

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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