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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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