- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Mormons having fun.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

why did the man die? he was shot

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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