- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

black people

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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