- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Do you speak alien? Hola.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

I had sex with my mother in law

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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