Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Jews

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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