- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Mormons having fun.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

why did the man die? he was shot

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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