- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Samraj.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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