- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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