What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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