- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

cliché rebecca black joke.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What's 9+10? 19

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