Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Donald Trump.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Women's rights

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Anti Joke

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