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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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