- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

why does column have a letter n?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

cliché rebecca black joke.

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