a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Woman's rights

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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