-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Justin Bieber.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Women.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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