Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Justin Bieber got laid

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Justin Bieber.

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Gun Control

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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