A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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good one jess !!

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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