why did the man die? he was shot

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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