- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

one day i went to bed

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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