- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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