- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

i dont like chris

a horse walks into a blender ow

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Pineapple.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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