- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Patriarchy.

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