Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Joke.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Justin's hair

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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