Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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