- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

a man is running away

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

who ever is reading this....

A man sat on a chair

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