- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What's big and white?

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

A whale's vagina

potatoes

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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