What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Give me thumbs up!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

poo

What comes after 23? 24.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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