- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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