Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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You're welcome!

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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