Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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you

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Muslim athletes.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Membean

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

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