- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

acualy is dolan

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

You see how lame this is?

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

its snowing on mount fuji

This is a joke setup.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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