How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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