What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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