A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Grammer is very important

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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