What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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