How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Fiats

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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The Detroit Lions

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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