- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

whats up fuch you bitch

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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