- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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