yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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