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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Get on your knees Ho

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What's big and white?

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

I hate black people. Because their black.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Hello, nice to meet you.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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