- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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