roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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why does column have a letter n?

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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