you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Reading books

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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